whattup who here still
hey u guys
i have been trying harder to write but i’ve also been especially mentally unwell lately. i’m going to be working on a project through the end of 2015 that will be at a different domain. lemme know if you want the link i guess.
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hi tumblr, i’m back, are people still here??
open call for birthday mail, because adulting alone on your birthday blows, idk
— G.D. Anderson (via)
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I adopted a ten year old cocker spaniel lady today. Her name is Marnie and she’s really cute but really keeping me awake right now.
Everything I wanted when I imagined my life is something I have now. I wanted an apartment, I got one. I wanted a dog, now I have one. I have a cool job that I actually like and I work with people that are interesting and enjoyable. I have friends I can count on and friends I love. I have this whole life that I made here. It’s nuts.
I didn’t want to get a kennel for Marnie, so I turned my spare closet into her room. I got a baby gate from Craigslist and floral shams (she’s an old lady, after all) from good will. It’s perfect. I put it all together myself.
Marnie really smells though. Blugh.
EVERYTHING
IN MOTION.
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MARK AGUHAR
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things are going well so naturally i am overcome with guilt for still being alive and doing well
was coming home really grumbly, walking from my car to my door, and i ran into my neighbor. she was like “how are you” and i was like “ughhh tired” and i guess i sounded really sad because she asked if i needed a hug. i accepted the hug from my weird neighbor and then she humped me and called it a crotch hug. goodnight!
you guys, i’m tired. why can’t i just sleep for a living
i start my new adult job tomorrow. i quit my part time internet job today. i told my landlord i’m moving in a month. i am going to get an apartment that has a kitchen and separate rooms and a washer/dryer and a dishwasher and windows, and i won’t babysit my landlord’s kids for free. i am going to get a dog. my life will be everything i ever wanted (minus the pop star part).
also, i insisted on starting my fancy job later than they wanted, so that i could go to see my mom&sister&friends and then my aunt&cousins&friends. i had time to watch tv and read two books, and re-do some crappy furniture i got at goodwill almost a year ago.
a year ago, i was living on my friends’ couch, out of a suitcase, in a rainy and unfamiliar city, starting a job i already hated.
look at me now! getting things i want! being assertive!
A-D-U-L-T
also, my improv showcase is tomorrow night.
This is a perfect joke.
B.J. Novak’s ONE MORE THING, folks!
i want to ride one of these while wearing a snuggly blanket coat.
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